UNKNOWN

Does anyone actually know what PMS stands for?

Suggestions:

Pissed at men syndrome

Prepare to meet Satan

Period means soup (in your pants)

Problems are magnified shit

What it actually means:

Premenstrual syndrome….. well that was a let down

Brilliant Idea #1

THE LOVE POTION: All right listen up desperate ladies, this is something you need to hear. I tumble bearing gifts of wisdom… and the ability to hold onto a guy way hotter than you. Now remember this is just how to keep him, how to actually attain an attractive guy in the first place is beyond me. So you and your boyfriend have reached the moving in together phase, and every night you are so satisfied with yourself as you curl into the same bed as your hot significant other, who, by his own free will, has decided to stay with you… ya well fuck that feeling because some day he’s gonna look at you and realize ‘dear God, what have I gotten myself into (literally) and he is going to leave u. Since I plan on never taking that risk I came up with the perfect, albeit probably illegal solution. Every night when getting into bed next to that beautiful boyfriend of yours wait till he is asleep and then stick a nicorette patch on his arm, then before he wakes up the next morning take it off. Do this every single night so, with out his knowing it your boyfriend will become addicted to nicotine. Then, on that truly awful day when he decides to dump your ass, the withdrawal process will begin. While he sleeps alone in that creepy motel off the highway, while looking for an apartment, there will be no one their to satisfy his unknown, but now prominent, addiction. In the next couple of days the withdrawal symptoms will start to kick in, and this is when my shear brilliance comes into place. The similarities between the symptoms of withdrawal and heartache are very similar. He will feel sick, get headaches and start obsessing over the last time he truly felt well, which will be right after his nicorette patch, which will have been waking up next to you.While you know that is suffering is from his lack of usually nightly nicotine intakes he will assume that what he is going through is depression over the loss of his one true love and then, like a fool, he will come running back into your drug filled arms. Your Welcome.